{"product_id":"turtle","title":"Turtle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA little dessert energy for your everyday cup.\u003c\/strong\u003e Turtle is a flavored coffee inspired by the classic chocolate turtle dessert. Brew a familiar cup first, then make it your own. The coffee gets a mug; the dessert can keep the plate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose your bag:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12 oz, 1 lb or 2 lb, in Whole Bean or Drip Ground. Includes standard U.S. shipping. One-time purchase or monthly delivery with 10% off; skip or cancel anytime.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePiper: discover your favorite version\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eTry a sip before adding milk or sweetener. Then compare a small splash of milk with the original. Prefer your coffee plain? That counts as discovery too. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/discovery-center\"\u003eExplore the Discovery Center\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDr. Roast: start with your own brewer\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the amount and method you already enjoy. Choose Whole Bean if you grind at home; Drip Ground is the simple option for a drip brewer. You do not need an espresso machine to try the ideas below. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/beverage-lab\"\u003eVisit Dr. Roast in the Beverage Lab\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eTwo little experiments\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaramel cloud mug:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brew 6 oz of Turtle. Warm 2 oz of your preferred milk, whisk it until foamy and spoon it over the coffee. Add a small drizzle of caramel sauce if you like. Milk and caramel are optional additions, not ingredients promised in the coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSlow-melt iced coffee:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cool freshly brewed coffee and freeze it in an ice-cube tray. Add the coffee cubes to a glass, pour over another cooled cup and add milk to taste. Your ice is now on the coffee team.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese are serving ideas to adjust to your taste. Check the ingredients of any milk, sauce or topping you add.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satirical Coffee","offers":[{"title":"12 oz \/ Whole Bean","offer_id":67638855368777,"sku":"TURT-WHOLE-12OZ-BLACK","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 oz \/ Drip Ground","offer_id":67638855401545,"sku":"TURT-DRIP-12OZ-BLACK","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 lb \/ Whole Bean","offer_id":67638855434313,"sku":"TURT-WHOLE-1LB-BLACK","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1 lb \/ Drip Ground","offer_id":67638855467081,"sku":"TURT-DRIP-1LB-BLACK","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 lb \/ Whole Bean","offer_id":67638855499849,"sku":"TURT-WHOLE-2LB-BLACK","price":61.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2 lb \/ Drip Ground","offer_id":67638855532617,"sku":"TURT-DRIP-2LB-BLACK","price":61.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/3353\/3001\/files\/Turtle_12oz_Whole_Bean_NEW_LIVE_v1.png?v=1791353767","url":"https:\/\/satiricalcoffee.com\/products\/turtle","provider":"Satirical Coffee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}