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Questions, wholesale inquiries, media requests, or classified coffee intelligence:
Media inquiries are welcome. We can neither confirm nor deny anything, but we will happily answer in writing. The alphabet people are welcome to write as well. They already know.
For order help, email support@satiricalcoffee.com with your order number. We’ll review your message and explain the next steps.
For a damaged, incorrect, delayed or missing order, please include your order number and a description of the issue. Photos of the item and packaging help us investigate damage or an incorrect item. Please contact us before sending anything back. We’ll review the details with you and explain the next steps.
For order issues, returns or subscription help, email support@satiricalcoffee.com.
Shipping & Order Help: delivery, damage, wrong grind and missing packages.