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November feature: November 1 through November 30, 2026.
12 oz whole bean · $21.99 before applicable tax. U.S. shipping included.
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One stop on your journey through our World Tour collection. Explore its origin and tasting notes, or simply choose a bag and enjoy.
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A separate monthly release with a changing coffee origin. Choose this month’s coffee, then your bag size and grind on its page.
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Our collection lets you explore coffees from different regions at your own pace. Compare origins, roast levels and tasting notes, with growing elevation and processing details where provided. No membership or subscription is required.
New to coffee? Start with the basicsPick an origin or a blend. Choose your size, grind, and purchase option on the coffee’s page.
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Single-origin coffees, grouped by where they're grown.
Brazil — Sul de Minas
Natural process
Medium roast
Mandarin Orange, Chocolate
Explore this coffee: Piper covers its journey; Dr. Roast helps you brew it. Open a section below.
A little inland adventure. Brazil Santos comes from Sul de Minas, in Minas Gerais, where small producers farm the rolling hills at 950–1,100 meters. The Rio scene on our label is a travel illustration; the coffee grows inland. The bean took the agricultural route. Il Maestro took the scenic one.
What does “natural process” mean? The coffee seed dries inside its whole fruit before the dried fruit is removed. That stage helps shape the cup’s character. Here, the supplier describes a smooth body, medium acidity, and chocolate and mandarin-orange notes. Think a smooth feel with a citrus accent—not orange juice, and not added chocolate.
A stop worth knowing. Southern Minas has coffee routes through São Lourenço, Carmo de Minas, and Varginha, where visitors can explore historic properties and drying patios. That is regional context, rather than a claim that your bag came from a particular tourist farm.
Chocolate and mandarin orange? Nobody smuggled a fruit basket into the roaster. Tasting notes describe flavors and aromas a coffee reminds tasters of. Brazil Santos is unflavored coffee; those notes are clues to explore, not added ingredients or a promise every sip will taste identical.
Start with your everyday brewer. Choose Drip Ground for a drip machine, or Whole Bean if you grind at home. For a measured starting point, try 20 grams of coffee with 320 grams of water, then adjust to your taste. That is a brew suggestion, not this coffee’s secret recipe. Keep your first cup simple so you can find out what you enjoy.
Meet the cup halfway. “Body” means how it feels in your mouth; “acidity” is the bright, lively side of its flavor. Smooth body and medium acidity give you two things to look for. Taste once hot and again as it cools. No tasting exam. No one is grading your eyebrows.
Visit the Beverage Lab with Dr. Roast
Drip: Water passes through grounds and a filter. Your existing machine is a useful place to start.
French press: Grounds steep in water, then a metal filter separates them. More oils and fine particles remain, giving a fuller texture. Use a coarse grind.
Chemex: A manual pour over brewer with a paper filter that catches oils and fine particles. Try it if you enjoy a clearer texture. Use a medium coarse grind.
AeroPress: A small manual brewer where coffee steeps before gentle pressing through a filter. Follow the recipe for your model. It is different from an espresso machine.
A scale and timer: Measuring coffee and water by weight, and keeping track of time, helps you repeat a cup you enjoyed. Change one thing at a time. A better routine can come before another purchase.
How much coffee is in the bag? At 20 grams per brew, 12 oz (340 g) makes about 17 brews, 1 lb (454 g) about 22, and 2 lb (907 g) about 45. Each brew in this example uses 320 g of water—roughly an 11 fl oz serving before water retained by the grounds. Mug size and recipe change the count.
Bigger bag, lower price per pound. Current one-time Brazil prices are $25.99 for 12 oz, $33.99 for 1 lb, and $59.99 for 2 lb. That is about $34.65, $33.99, and $30.00 per pound respectively. The 2 lb bag saves $7.99 versus two 1 lb bags, before any tax or shipping. Subscription pricing appears separately on the product page.
Buy for your routine. A larger bag makes sense if you will use it; a smaller one is a useful first visit. Your cupboard does not need a strategic coffee reserve.
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Tanzania — Southern Highlands, Songwe Region
Fully washed; dried on raised beds
Medium-Light roast
Cardamom, Brown Sugar, Tea
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Indonesia — Kintamani Highlands, Bali
Hand-picked; wet-hulled; two-step sun dried on raised beds
Medium-Dark roast
Baker's Chocolate, Orange Peel, Juniper, Molasses
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Colombia — Tolima
Washed; sun dried
Medium roast
Dark Chocolate, Mango, Peach
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Mexico — Chiapas
Washed
Medium roast
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Costa Rica — San Marcos de Tarrazú, San José
Fully washed; sun dried
Medium-Light roast
Pineapple Juice, Blackberry, Almond
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Peru — Amazonas
Washed
Medium roast
Lemon, Herbal, Chocolate
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Shop Whiskey Barrel Aged Guatemala
A medium roast coffee from Guatemala. Choose whole beans for grinding just before brewing, or drip grind for your coffee maker.
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A medium light roast coffee from Kenya. A chance to explore a different origin using the brewing method you already enjoy.
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A medium roast coffee from Papua New Guinea. Explore another coffee origin, one cup at a time.
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Shop Papua New Guinea
A medium roast Robusta coffee. An option for exploring beyond familiar Arabica coffees.
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Shop Robusta
A medium dark roast coffee from Sumatra. Choose whole beans or drip grind to suit your brewing routine.
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Shop Sumatra
A medium dark roast coffee from Uganda. Explore a different origin with the method you enjoy at home.
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Shop UgandaMulti-origin blends, our cold brew blend, and both decaf options.
Multi-origin — post-roast blend of medium- and dark-roasted coffee
Medium + Dark roast
Cocoa, Caramel, Vanilla
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Shop Cowboy Blend
Multi-origin blend
Medium roast
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Shop Breakfast Blend
Blend — crafted for cold brew and nitro; origin not published by supplier
Medium roast
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Shop Cold Brew Blend
Water-process decaffeinated — origin varies by availability
Medium roast
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Shop Decaf
Water-process decaffeinated — origin varies by availability
Dark roast
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Shop Decaf Espresso
A medium dark blend with a focus on East African coffees. Choose whole beans for your own grinder, drip grind for a coffee maker, or fine ground for your espresso setup.
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Shop African Espresso Blend
A medium light blend of coffees from Central America and Africa, selected for a sweet espresso. Available as whole beans, drip grind, or fine ground.
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Shop Blonde Espresso
A medium roast breakfast blend combining Arabica and Robusta. A familiar morning cup with a different blend to explore.
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Shop Breakfast Blend Plus
A dark roast blend of specialty grade Arabica and Robusta. For those who enjoy a darker roast in their daily cup.
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Shop French Roast
A medium roast blend made with 50% regular coffee and 50% water process decaf. Half Caf still contains caffeine; the blend ratio is not a measurement of caffeine content.
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Shop Half Caf
Our darkest roast. For coffee drinkers who enjoy a very dark roast, whether brewed in a familiar coffee maker or another favorite method.
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Shop Italian Roast
A blend combining medium and medium dark roasted coffees after roasting, bringing brightness and depth together in one cup.
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Shop Kopi Safari
A medium light blend combining Arabica and Robusta. Choose the size and grind that fit your coffee routine.
Starting at $26.99U.S. shipping included
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