IL MAESTRO

IL MAESTRO

12 oz / Whole Bean
$25.99
Sale price  $25.99 Regular price 
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Il Maestro 12 oz Whole Bean display bag artwork, corrected v3 transparent
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Shown: 12 oz whole bean. Choose your size and grind below.

Il Maestro 12 oz Whole Bean display bag artwork, corrected v3 transparent

IL MAESTRO

Dark
Tasting notes
  • Chocolate
  • Deep body
One time bag price $25.99

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Coffee is roasted in small batches throughout the week. Expedited shipping is not available for these coffees.

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Traditional Italian-style espresso blend with deep body and crema.

A bold cup for espresso lovers: grind the Whole Bean option for your machine or moka pot, or choose Drip Ground for a standard coffee maker.

Precision. Ritual. Espresso without performance art.

Il Maestro has reviewed your request to make it a milkshake. The request was declined, with enormous respect.

Enjoy the moment. Not just the caffeine.

Available in Whole Bean or Drip Ground, in 12 oz, 1 lb, and 2 lb sizes.

Our six bean espresso blend. A flagship for the espresso ritual, and for discovering how your own brewing choices shape the cup.

About $1.53 per brew (one-time price; 20 g coffee; 320 g water)

Explore this coffee: Piper covers its journey; Dr. Roast helps you brew it. Open a section below.

Piper’s Field Notes

Il Maestro is a six bean espresso blend. A blend combines coffees for an intended cup profile; “six bean” does not identify six countries or a particular farm recipe. We keep those details honest instead of borrowing a romantic hillside. The Maestro conducts the coffee. Your kitchen does not need an orchestra pit.

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Dr. Roast’s Brew Lab

For espresso, choose whole bean and grind finely enough for your machine, starting with its recommended dose. Adjust one thing at a time. No espresso machine? Try this six bean blend in drip, or use a French press with a coarse grind for a fuller texture. An AeroPress is another small manual brewer, but it does not produce the same brewing pressure as an espresso machine. The Maestro welcomes interpretation without requiring an orchestra sized budget.

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Meet the simple brewers

Drip: Water passes through grounds and a filter. Your existing machine is a useful place to start.

French press: Grounds steep in water, then a metal filter separates them. More oils and fine particles remain, giving a fuller texture. Use a coarse grind.

Chemex: A manual pour over brewer with a paper filter that catches oils and fine particles. Try it if you enjoy a clearer texture. Use a medium coarse grind.

AeroPress: A small manual brewer where coffee steeps before gentle pressing through a filter. Follow the recipe for your model. It is different from an espresso machine.

A scale and timer: Measuring coffee and water by weight, and keeping track of time, helps you repeat a cup you enjoyed. Change one thing at a time. A better routine can come before another purchase.

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Count the Beans

Compare the size you will actually use. Larger bags improve value per brew only when their price per gram is lower. Keep your brewing dose consistent for a fair comparison.

Standard shipping is included within all 50 U.S. states. Taxes are calculated at checkout.

Example: 20 g coffee with 320 g water per brew. Estimated cost is the bag price divided by its net coffee weight, multiplied by 20 g. Your mug size and recipe change the yield; this is not a guaranteed cup count. Milk and other additions are separate.

Current one time bag prices and estimated cost per 20 g brew
Bag sizeBagPer brew
12 oz$25.99$1.53
1 lb$33.99$1.50
2 lb$59.99$1.32

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The Blend

A six-bean espresso blend

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