Turn your photo into a coffee-bean character.
Choose a character and turn your photo into a downloadable coffee-bean portrait. Upload your photo after checkout. Your saved images stay in your account.
- Starter · $4.99 before tax. You can buy it again. Choose two different characters. Get each in TRUE YOU and IMAGINE YOU: four images.
- Additional images · $1.75 each. Add listed-character images with your Starter basket, or later after a verified paid Starter.
- Create Your Own · $4.99 before tax. One custom Bean in TRUE YOU and IMAGINE YOU. No Starter purchase required.
Choose a character or create your own. TRUE YOU keeps more of your recognizable features; IMAGINE YOU gives your idea a more imaginative interpretation.
Sign in with your email to keep your Beanify purchase and pictures together. You can return to view and download your pictures. We’ll email you a one-time code—no password to remember. Sign in to choose your Bean or view your pictures. Your photo is requested only after payment.
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Before you add a photo
Beanify is for adults using a photograph of themselves. Eligibility is based on your answers, not a facial age check.
Choose your birth month and year. These values are sent to Beanify for the eligibility decision, not stored by this page.
Adult Use and Image-Processing Notice
Who Beanify is for
Beanify is for adults age 18 and older. We ask you to confirm eligibility before submitting a photograph.
We do not scan faces to check age
We do not use facial recognition, face matching, biometric identification, or automated facial-age estimation to determine eligibility. We choose not to create or retain that additional sensitive information as part of this service.
What happens to your photograph
A source photograph is processed temporarily to create a Bean. Satirical Coffee does not retain the source photograph after processing completes or fails. The system retains a limited compliance receipt—such as your acceptance of this notice, relevant timestamps, and deletion-status evidence—not the source photograph, thumbnail, source location, or image content.
Photographs of children and of other people
Do not submit a photograph of a child or of another person without that person’s authorization. Family Beanify does not accept photographs and creates fictional characters from non-personal choices.
If we receive a report
If we receive a credible report that an adult-only submission involved a child or was otherwise unauthorized, we may restrict the related account or feature and review the limited compliance record. This does not require us to retain or inspect the original source photograph.
What this notice is, and what it is not
This notice explains Satirical Coffee’s practices. It does not replace your responsibility to use the service lawfully, and it does not make a facial determination about anyone’s age.
What the compliance receipt records
What the compliance receipt never records
Check your answer
Confirm only if the month and year are correct and you agree to the notice you just read.
Photo Beanify isn’t available on this account
This photo step cannot continue. No photograph has been requested by this step.
We can’t safely continue
We could not confirm the eligibility or notice response. Nothing will be resubmitted automatically. Please contact Satirical Coffee.
Before you upload
The wording below is provided by the server and shown exactly as received.
Upload one photo
A front-facing photo of just you, well lit, works best. JPEG, PNG or WebP, up to 10 MB.
What you wear may appear in your Bean. Glasses, hats and jewelry in your photo may carry into the result. Remove anything you don’t want included before taking or uploading your photo.
This sends your photo securely to Beanify and starts the results on this order.
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Choose a 12-image pack
Packs are separate from the Starter, additional images and Create Your Own. Each pack is bought and opened on its own page, which shows its current availability and checks your total before secure checkout.
- Originals · $24.99 USD before tax. Choose 12 of 14 Originals characters in one style. Choose Originals
- Halloween · $24.99 USD before tax. Choose 12 of 15 Halloween characters in one style. Choose Halloween
Previous orders
Orders placed before the four-image Starter open on their original pages. Nothing about them has changed. Orders placed on this page open under My Beanify orders above.