Beanify turns your photo into a coffee-bean version of you: a playful digital portrait to keep or share. Pick a character from our Originals cast and see yourself in that bean's world.
TRUE YOU keeps more of your look. IMAGINE YOU plays up the character. Choose your Beans, review the price, pay securely, then upload one photo for the order. Finished images appear in your Beanify library to view and download.
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My Starter, additional & custom orders · Originals pack orders · Halloween pack orders · Previous Starter & add-on orders
$4.99 before tax
You can buy this Starter again. Choose two different listed characters. Get each in TRUE YOU and IMAGINE YOU: four downloadable images.
The Starter page shows current availability and your exact total before checkout.
$4.99 before tax
Describe one character, outfit and setting. Get your custom Bean in TRUE YOU and IMAGINE YOU. No Starter purchase required.
The Lab checks your idea, availability and exact total before checkout.
$1.75 per additional listed-character image
After a paid Starter, choose another listed character and either TRUE YOU or IMAGINE YOU for each extra image. Custom designs are priced separately.
The Starter page confirms availability and the exact total before checkout.
$24.99 USD before tax
Choose 12 of 14 Originals characters in one style. One roast color and one uploaded photo apply to the whole pack.
Choose Originals$24.99 USD before tax
Choose 12 of 15 Halloween characters in one style. One roast color and one uploaded photo apply to the whole pack.
Choose HalloweenAvailability is limited during launch. The Lab checks your choices and total before secure checkout; applicable tax appears at checkout.
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Your saved images and previous orders remain available to you.
Sign in through your account menu to see images from an earlier order.
Choose 12 of 14 Originals characters in TRUE YOU or IMAGINE YOU. The whole pack uses one photo and one roast color. Review the total before secure checkout; upload your photo after payment.
Sign in to continuePick one character. You get both the TRUE YOU version and the IMAGINE YOU version of that same character.
Choose any 12 of 14 Originals characters. Pick TRUE YOU or IMAGINE YOU for the whole pack. One roast color and one uploaded photo apply to all 12 images. Review the total before checkout.
Choose your own 12: tap a character to add it and watch the count. Tap a chosen character again to remove it. Or use “Use our suggested 12” to fill the pack for you.
Choose a Bean to see your total.
USD. Any applicable tax is shown at checkout.
Nothing is charged yet. Check every detail below, then prepare secure checkout. After payment you upload one photo for all 12 images.
Create Your Own Bean is separate and is not part of this pack.
USD. Any applicable tax is shown at checkout.
Paid orders stay here as history so you can re-download your saved images. Opening an order only shows it; it does not start new work or charge you again.
This list shows Originals pack orders only. Starter, add-on and other pack orders open on their own pages:
Checkout opens in a new tab. After paying, come back here to upload your photo.
We’ll confirm payment automatically.
Continue with that photo to create the Beans already on this order.
Getting your order ready.
You can leave and return to My Beanify orders. Your results are saved to your account.
The wardrobe department has finally accepted that beans need pants.
Your results are recorded. We’re checking their saved download links.
We couldn’t confirm all your download links after repeated checks. Check your saved results again, or return to My Beanify orders later. If this keeps happening, contact Satirical Coffee. Please don’t pay or upload again for this order.
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Beanify is for adults using a photograph of themselves. Eligibility is based on your answers, not a facial age check.
Choose your birth month and year. These values are sent to Beanify for the eligibility decision, not stored by this page.
Beanify is for adults age 18 and older. We ask you to confirm eligibility before submitting a photograph.
We do not use facial recognition, face matching, biometric identification, or automated facial-age estimation to determine eligibility. We choose not to create or retain that additional sensitive information as part of this service.
A source photograph is processed temporarily to create a Bean. Satirical Coffee does not retain the source photograph after processing completes or fails. The system retains a limited compliance receipt—such as your acceptance of this notice, relevant timestamps, and deletion-status evidence—not the source photograph, thumbnail, source location, or image content.
Do not submit a photograph of a child or of another person without that person’s authorization. Family Beanify does not accept photographs and creates fictional characters from non-personal choices.
If we receive a credible report that an adult-only submission involved a child or was otherwise unauthorized, we may restrict the related account or feature and review the limited compliance record. This does not require us to retain or inspect the original source photograph.
This notice explains Satirical Coffee’s practices. It does not replace your responsibility to use the service lawfully, and it does not make a facial determination about anyone’s age.
Confirm only if the month and year are correct and you agree to the notice you just read.
This photo step cannot continue. No photograph has been requested by this step.
We could not confirm the eligibility or notice response. Nothing will be resubmitted automatically. Please report this test.
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A front-facing photo of just you, well lit, works best.
This sends your photo securely to Beanify and starts the results on this order.
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Your finished Beans are saved to your account.
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